I love talking crap about bikes to whoever is interested and especially to whoever rides. Two snippets that made me smirk in the last few weeks, firstly on the current hot topic of singlespeeding:
It’s brilliant racing single speed. Everyone thinks you’re hard, yet it’s actually not that much of a disadvantage if any (depending on the course), and it doesn’t matter how you actually do – anything will seem impressive on one gear. So, in short, you’re just a big attention seeker like me!
And on a harsher note:
You can't perform above your capabilities - you can only under perform